Name: Emily
- The hottest girl alive. usually gives people boners and she is a nice and loyal friend.
(lolol)
Age: 15
- Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closely related to the term jailbait but more devious.
Friend: Nick
- The most amazing person alive with a huge penis.
Should Be Doing: Reading
- A forgotten art.
Favorite Color: Brown
- Common UK slang term for Heroin.
Birth Place: Louisville, Kentucky
- This town is bootcamp for homosexuality.
If you aren't a fudge packer when you arrive you will be soon.
Birth Month: December
- The month in which the hottest women are born.
Last Person Spoken To: Mom
- The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.
Nick Names: I HAVE NO NICKNAME, SO I LOOKED UP 'NOTHING'
- Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
I TAG
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