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OH GOODNESS, LOOK AT MY WRIST

Fri Aug 14, 2009, 4:52 PM
  • Mood: Apprehensive
  • Listening to: QOTSA
  • Reading: Sense and Sensibility
  • Watching: Dr.Horrible
  • Playing: BATMAN BEGINS LOL.
  • Drinking: Sewer water
Look up your own answers to this on urbandictionary.com, and repost for everyone to see.


Name: Emily
- The hottest girl alive. usually gives people boners and she is a nice and loyal friend.
(lolol)


Age: 15
- Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closely related to the term jailbait but more devious.


Friend: Nick
- The most amazing person alive with a huge penis.


Should Be Doing: Reading
- A forgotten art.


Favorite Color: Brown
- Common UK slang term for Heroin.


Birth Place: Louisville, Kentucky
- This town is bootcamp for homosexuality.
If you aren't a fudge packer when you arrive you will be soon.


Birth Month: December
- The month in which the hottest women are born.


Last Person Spoken To: Mom
- The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.


Nick Names: I HAVE NO NICKNAME, SO I LOOKED UP 'NOTHING'
- Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.

I TAG :iconmooseydoom:

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